100 THINGS TO DO AFTER THE BAR EXAMS

Disclaimer: The enumeration below is somehow possible (though remotely), but most likely improbable. Gets?! Gets…

1. Go to Manaoag and pray to Apo Baket.
2. Go to Thailand and pray to Buddha for compassion.
3. In Thailand, once again, experience the joys of legal prostitution.
4. Go to Japan and visit Shinto Shrines. Eat lotsa sushi.
5. Return to Cebu and once again invoke the mighty God Child, plus visit Bantayan Island and Pulchra resort.
6. Vacation in Amanpulo.
7. Play Badminton until every bone in body hurts.
8. Nip/tuck.
9. Enroll at Slimmer’s World or Gold’s Gym.
10. Learn how to drive.
11. Buy myself a second hand Honda Civic SIR… the orange one.
12. Buy myself a Strada.
13. Read tons and tons of modern literature and novels.
14. Watch a lot of porn.
15. Watch all the movies I’ve missed since I became I fourth year law student.
16. Become a mallrat once again.
17. Go to Ibiza, Spain.
18. Go to Santiago de Compostela, Spain.
19. Go to Madrid, Spain.
20. In short, go to Spain.
21. Watch the French Open and Wimbledon.
22. Improve my Tennis skills.
23. Go watch a bullfight in Spain.
24. Improve my Spanish.
25. Learn French, Latin, Portuguese and Italian.
26. Learn Fookien and Mandarin.
27. Learn Hanggul and Nihonggo.
28. Learn Russian.
29. Go to Rome and visit the Pope.
30. Go to Instanbul to meet the Greek Orthodox Ecumenical Patriarch.
31. Meet the Dalai Lama.
32. Go to India and visit Temples.
33. Go to P’u t’o Shan island and worship Kwan Yin.
34. Go to Mekkah.
35. Go to Jerusalem.
36. Climb to Tibet.
37. Join the Oktoberfest in Germany.
38. Watch the Sinulog.
39. Observe Ramadan.
40. Buy myself a jetski.
41. Go to outer space.
42. Visit Bali.
43. Gamble at Las Vegas.
44. Go to Disneyland.
45. Watch Les Miserable.
46. Watch Victoria’s Secret Christmas lingerie fashion week.
47. Buy myself the new Cadillac Sixteen. (Officially PRICELESS)
48. Take the California Bar Exams.
49. Take the Foreign Service Exams.
50. Become Ambassador to Latin American and Hispanic Countries.
51. Join a sex cult.
52. Drink the original wormwood Absinthe.
53. Visit the Kremlim.
54. Go to Prague.
55. Visit Egypt.
56. Visit South African Safaris.
57. Spread my seed all throughout the world.
58. Buy myself a Diamond Mine in Kenya.
59. Become the Chief Justice of the Philippines.
60. Collect historical artifacts from all over the world.
61. Build my House in Corinthian Gardens.
62. Buy myself that piece of property along Laguna Lake, beside JL’s property.
63. Become a fisherman.
64. Become a farmer.
65. Teach in the Facultas Artes et Litterae of Universitas Pontificiae et Regallis Sancti Thomae Aquinatis.
66. Earn a Law Degree from Harvard.
67. Get myself a trophy girl. (Either Zhang Ziyi or Alessandra Ambosio)
68. Visit Disneyland.
69. See my nephew Vincenzo.
70. Cruise The Carribean.
71. Dance at Havana.
72. Re-experience getting high on Cannabis Sativa.
73. Become a pornstar.
74. Visit the tomb of Ferdinand Marcos.
75. Pilgrimage to Guadalupe, Mexico.
76. Marry a member of a European Royal Family.
77. In Lieu thereof, a member of an Asian Royal Family.
78. Bungee-Jump.
79. Sky-Dive.
80. Visit Monaco
81. Watch the Monte Carlo Grandprix.
82. Watch the Turkish Grand Prix.
83. Watch the China Grand Prix.
84. Get my own McLaren F1 car.
85. Buy myself a yatch.
86. Buy an Island.
87. Built myself a corporate empire.
88. Reach the top of the Eiffel.
89. Visit Stonehenge.
90. See the Rosslyn Chapel.
91. Dive in the Great Barrier Reef.
92. Shop at New York.
93. Shop at Milan.
94. Shop at Paris.
95. Shop at Hong Kong.
96. Become a member of Forbes 500.
97. Become an Emperor of a vast Eurasian Empire.
98. Visit the Forbidden City.
99. Watch a game of Real Madrid.
100. Become Impossible.